Gun Free Zones: "What's good for the goose is good for the gander."

A modest proposal on gun control
The Petition:

Eliminate armed guards for the President, Vice-President, and their families, and establish Gun Free Zones around them

Gun Free Zones are supposed to protect our children, and some politicians wish to strip us of our right to keep and bear arms. Those same politicians and their families are currently under the protection of armed Secret Service agents. If Gun Free Zones are sufficient protection for our children, then Gun Free Zones should be good enough for politicians.

Comment: Good point but of course a little silly. Meanwhile more silliness: Patriotic Group To Build Armed 'Defensible' Neighborhood Fortress. Official site.