Bad News, Honey

A man and his wife went to the doctor because he had been ill.

After a check up the doctor took the wife aside and said, "Your husband is suffering from an illness brought on by stress. In order for him to recover you're going to have to remove all the stress from his life.

Don't bother him about finances. Don't have him to do chores. Cook him his favorite meals every night and shower him with love. In about 6 months or so, he'll recover."

On the way home the husband asked the wife what the doctor said. Her reply, "You're going to die."

Comment: Source: Jim Korth on Facebook. Posting for my wife!