Top TSA Slogans

• Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see in your underpants.
  
• Grope discounts available.
  
• If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
  
• Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
  
• Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
  
• Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
  
• We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
  
• We are now free to move about your pants.
  
• We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
  
• It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
  
• When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
  
• TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
  
• We handle more packages than the USPS
  

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