Thanksgiving Leftovers

What’s Left Over From Thanksgiving Now That All The Good Leftovers Have Been Eaten?

• Whipped Cabbage Salad
• Gravy Skin Rollups
• Mashed Potatoes with Turkey Drippings and Gummi Worms
• Blue High-Bounce Squash Balls
• Pumpkin Pie With Wishbone Marrow
• Uncle Ken’s Five-Alarm Tex-Mex Brussels Sprouts
• Quad-Baked Potatoes
• Cornish Game Skunk
• Candied Gizzards
• The Last 200 Bucks’ Worth Of The $12,000 Cheese-Spread Sculpture Of Squanto We Commissioned For Our Office Thanksgiving Party
• Cranberry Sauce

Comment: I hate that leftover Cranberry Sauce. (For my daughter who brought Cranberry Sauce for dinner!)