Self-defense with .... "fox urine"
Man Sprays 'Toilet-Papering' Teens With Fox Urine
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A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property -- with a squirt gun filled with fox urine. Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law.
Wagar pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.
According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. He told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine. He also allegedly struggled with one of the teens.
Comment: So .... what's wrong with that? Local reporting: West Central Tribune
How does one procure fox urine? Aren't they, ya know, a "wild" animal?
ReplyDeleteI think we should give the guy a medal for creatively helping kids understand that TP-ing his house for the hundredth time was getting old.