Grif.Net – Cheering Up Minnesotans on Long Winter Nights

Grif.Net – Cheering Up Minnesotans on Long Winter Nights

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Rumor is that the Vikings are called “the purple” because that’s the color you turn when you choke.

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The snowmobile was invented in Roseau, so as to allow families a means of attending 4th of July picnics.

If a Palestinian and a Minnesotan get married what do they name the kid? Yassir Youbetcha!

When a Minnesotan sees the Pillsbury Dough Boy he will often compliment him by saying “Hey man, nice tan!”

Minnesotans are almost indistinguishable from Wisconsinites. The only way to tell them apart is to ask if they voted for Mondale in ’84 and if they’ve ever had a good association with the two little words “Super Bowl.”

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