DNA proof that Elvis is alive!

Truth in advertising ... I don't believe Elvis is alive! A year ago, Kathee and I visited his grave at Graceland.

The Elvis is Alive Museum is closing and the contents are now for sale on Ebay (the auction ends on November 8th, and the link will probably be dead after that!).

StLouis.com reports that the Wright City Elvis museum will close with these reasons the owner believes Elvis is alive:

Bill Beeny's "10 Reasons Why I Believe Elvis Is Alive!"

1. The Elvis "corpse" DNA does not match biopsy tissue of Elvis.
   
2. Elvis' family did not collect the $3 million life insurance policy from Lloyds of London.
   
3. The body in the casket weighed 170 pounds. Elvis at that time weighed 255.
   
4. Elvis' first cousin, Gene Smith, said it was not Elvis in the casket.
   
5. Elvis has been photographed three times since the funeral. Facial experts confirm it was him.
   
6. Elvis' voice has been taped from phone conversations after the funeral. Voice print experts say it was him.
   
7. Handwriting done by Elvis after the funeral has been checked by graphologist and confirmed to be his.
   
8. Elvis' aunt stated that it was not Elvis in the casket.
   
9. Elvis' father, Vernon, when asked by a friend about the body in the casket, said "Elvis is not in the casket. He is upstairs."
   
10. Numerous friends, stars, family and journalists said the man in the casket did not look like Elvis.
    

While I believe Elvis to be dead, I know that Jesus Christ is alive!

Acts 1:1-3, "The former account I made, O Theophilus, of all that Jesus began both to do and teach, until the day in which He was taken up, after He through the Holy Spirit had given commandments to the apostles whom He had chosen, to whom He also presented Himself alive after His suffering by many infallible proofs, being seen by them during forty days and speaking of the things pertaining to the kingdom of God."

Where would one find those proofs? Matthew, Mark, Luke & John!