Thanksgiving Leftovers

What’s Left Over From Thanksgiving Now That All The Good Leftovers Have Been Eaten?

  • Whipped Cabbage Salad
  • Gravy Skin Rollups
  • Mashed Potatoes with Turkey Drippings and Gummi Worms
  • Blue High-Bounce Squash Balls
  • Pumpkin Pie With Wishbone Marrow
  • Uncle Ken’s Five-Alarm Tex-Mex Brussels Sprouts
  • Quad-Baked Potatoes
  • Cornish Game Skunk
  • Candied Gizzards
  • The Last 200 Bucks’ Worth Of The $12,000 Cheese-Spread Sculpture Of Squanto We Commissioned For Our Office Thanksgiving Party
  • Cranberry Sauce

Comment: I hate that leftover Cranberry Sauce. (For my daughter who brought Cranberry Sauce for dinner!)

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