Oxycodone - a Haiku

Based on: Common side effects include euphoria, constipation, fatigue, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, dry mouth, anxiety, itching, and sweating

Haiku formula : The haiku is a Japanese verse in three lines. Line one has 5 syllables, line 2 has 7 syllables and line three has 5 syllables.

Because no one reads this:


  1. Hope you're not getting euphoria--when I had my gallbladder out, I noticed that I didn't feel that great on the morphine they used. Less pain, you bet, but euphoric? Nope.

    I asked a doctor in Waseca about it, and he said something to the effect that if life sucks, then painkillers seem to be really attractive--that euphoria, maybe. So heal up quick and don't get too happy about it. :^)

  2. Basically not taking any drugs. I took 1 Oxy (of the 60 sent home w me) last week. Too much doopiness


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