Sloth Man: The tardy enjoy being late

On the Joys of Being Late

Excerpt:

The chronically late like being so. They go out of their way to be late. Being late is one of the greatest pleasures they experience in life. And frankly, I think they might be on to something. ... The chronically late are chronically late because being late is a more efficient use of their time.

Comment: Image source. I've been noticing that our Sunday School class seems to start later and later. I guess it doesn't bother me. But interesting how that happens. I have a personal rule ... I will not travel with late people.