Friday cynicism

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:

@ PRISON	@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell	you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
You get three meals a day, fully paid for	you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it
For good behavior, you get time off	For good behavior, you get more work
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you	You must carry a security card And open all the doors yourself
You can watch TV and play games	you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
You get your own toilet	you have to share the toilet with People who pee on the seat
They allow your family and friends to visit	you aren't even supposed to speak To your family
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required	you must pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out	you spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars
You must deal with sadistic wardens	They are called 'managers'

Comment: sent to me by a bored family member who works for a major Fortune 500 company!