A satirical evaluation of Piper kerfuffle

Pied Piper Promotes Pragmatist Pastor

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Folks, maybe now people will wake up. John Piper has invited Satan to one of his Despising God Conferences. Rick Warren. RICK WARREN! Folks, can it get worse? No. It can't. But you know what? Those pseudo-fundamentalists over at pseudo-sharper iron will keep endorsing the man. They'll keep saying good things about him. Some of them, like modern-day Judases, will sneak off to Together for the Lordship Salvation Gospel to go hear their Neo-Evangelical heroes.

Oh, it makes me sick just to think about these men who have crept in unawares.

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